Definitions by Alex Wilson

shadowwork 

Being for the streets on the DL

Being defined as “he really be out here getting away with shadowwork”

shadowwork by Alex Wilson October 17, 2020

poop butt 

The state of one's anus when smeared poo bits create a burning or itching sensation in and around the rim of the asshole. The best cure for poop butt is a thorough soapy washing. Poop butt is easily avoided if one wipes with enough vigor and strength to remove all the lingering poo.

Person 1: Oh god, I have poop butt!
Person 2: Wipe it!
Person 1: It's too late! I'm just gunna go take a shower.
Person 2: Showering is indeed the best cure for poop butt!

poop butt by Alex Wilson June 24, 2008

ooze'n'snooze 

To masturbate and then fall asleep

Person 1: Damn, it's getting late. I think I'm going to whack it and then pass out.
Person 2: Ah, you mean the ol' ooze'n'snooze.
Person 1: Why of course.

ooze'n'snooze by Alex Wilson January 9, 2008

omgasm 

An omgasm is when someone goes OMGOGMOGMOMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGM on the Internet. Commonly used by retarded 8th graders who think they know how to use the Internet, but really just found a keyboard on the ground and started hitting it.

OGMOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOMG SHUT UP LOL

omgasm by Alex Wilson August 24, 2005