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A hallucinatory disease with symptoms that resemble the effects of doing herione and LSD simultaneously; often mistaken to be related to the NCAA basketball tournament
Alyssa: We better lock little Todd in the closet, the doctor says he has signs of march madness!
Dad: I'll just take him out back and take care of him now. I'm tired of always having to worry about him.
Alyssa: Nice thinkin' Dad.
Dad: I'll just take him out back and take care of him now. I'm tired of always having to worry about him.
Alyssa: Nice thinkin' Dad.
by Alex Mirman December 25, 2007
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