Alex Lampton's definitions

strawberry finger pizza

A panda who fingers his girlfriend while she is on her period. She also has a tampon in her vagina and has to finger herself later to get it out. Knowing ahead of time she was on her period, he does so anyway. After then proceeds to eat pizza after done without washing his hands.

Bob: So what did you do last night Steve?
Steve: well my girl was on her period, so I gave her the ole strawberry finger pizza.
Bob: you sick fucking bastard.

by Alex Lampton June 26, 2008