Alex Gray's definitions

DAS:shop

DAS:shop is an infinately huge superstore just outside our universe, It sells eveey product which has ever and will ever be made and is in the form of a collosal, featureless, rectangular white building. The opening ceremony of DAS:shop is what scientists are calling "The Big Bang" but was infact just a few galaxy forming fireworks launched by DAS:shop's managing director "Burning Shoes Chogie".

"Im off to buy some rubber niples from DAS:shop, I'll be back when the universe implodes."

"You can get it all!, DAS:shop!....No, really"

by Alex Gray January 30, 2005

Burning shoes chogie

Burning shoes chogie is the unwanted chinese son of God who now resides as the managing director of the infinitely huge "DAS:shop". He also has a pair of burning shoes which he uses to travel at great speeds

Don't do that or the burning shoes chogie will get you

by Alex Gray January 20, 2005