Definitions by Alex Broadbent

Ass cancer 

Cancer of the ass

Terence im blessing you with ass cancer, iv just farted by the way

Ass cancer by Alex Broadbent July 11, 2006

Forced Farts 

When one squeezes a fart out of ones ring and it makes quite a high pitched sound almost like you are clenching

Dude that was such a forced fart

Forced Farts by Alex Broadbent January 5, 2004