child support

The thing you have to sign up for nine months after you came early.

"I came early in my girlfriend today. Creampie!" -Rick

"Ask me how it feels in nine months when she's paying child support." -Wilson

"Nah, she's getting an abortion." -Rick

by Albert Freidstein IV January 10, 2016

Srirachagasm

An orgasm, either throat or genital, achieved while eating Sriracha sauce.

"Jason, what did you do?" -Middle school principal

"I had some Sriracha on my burger and I ended up cumming all over the cafeteria." -Jason

"Oh, a Srirachagasm?" -Middle School Principal

"No, my girlfriend was jacking me off under the table." -Jason

by Albert Freidstein IV January 10, 2016