2 definitions by Albert Freidstein IV

Srirachagasm

An orgasm, either throat or genital, achieved while eating Sriracha sauce.

"Jason, what did you do?" -Middle school principal

"I had some Sriracha on my burger and I ended up cumming all over the cafeteria." -Jason

"Oh, a Srirachagasm?" -Middle School Principal

"No, my girlfriend was jacking me off under the table." -Jason

by Albert Freidstein IV November 8, 2015

child support

The thing you have to sign up for nine months after you came early.

"I came early in my girlfriend today. Creampie!" -Rick

"Ask me how it feels in nine months when she's paying child support." -Wilson

"Nah, she's getting an abortion." -Rick

by Albert Freidstein IV November 8, 2015