2 definitions by Alanzo Package

A thicc girl with thunder thighs, and a crusty asshole that has a heavy stench of dry shit. The smell is much more potent when the girl has swamp ass and the sweat moisturizes the shit. Girls like this have poor hygiene, and typically don't shower in the morning.
Guy #1: Damn dude I fucked this chubby girl last night, but I couldn't finish cuz it was so hard to put my dick in and her asscrack smelled horrible!
Guy #2: Damn dude I can't believe you fucked a crusty thunder.
by Alanzo Package July 29, 2016
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A white dude with a buzzcut that wears baggy clothes, because he thinks he's so hard. He thinks this hairstyle gives him a little more touch of gangster with his look.
Guy #1: That dude with the buzzcut walks like he's the shit.
Guy #2: I know. Fucking buzzcut wigger.
by Alanzo Package October 1, 2015
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