Definitions by Alana Riverwood

Princess and the pea

When the girl puts a pillow on your face and you have to make her cum before you suffocate

Brad died while we tried doing the princess and the pea. I was right at the edge too.

Princess and the pea by Alana Riverwood September 16, 2025

Blue Meatloaf 

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.

No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.

Blue Meatloaf by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022