Crackalackan

A giant potato that climbs a green bernener while riding a unicycle with a horn in its bunghole
That baby seems to be crackalackan
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Shovenpucker

When you stick a lemon head up your bungwallace over and over again and love it
Shovenpucker is when you have a Yellow buttcrack full off sour balls
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