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Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.

“Graham walked into the toilet and caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper”

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A person who tries to slyly give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is then caught.

“Graham caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper in the toilet”

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