Agent Scott, CIA's definitions

Connor.

Little twirp. Often scrawny, with skinny legs and arms. Mommy's boy, and will always suck up. Uses all the toilet paper in one setting. Often red headed, terrible temper and sportsmanship.

Connor., where'd all the toilet paper go? You don't need that much for your scrawny little body!
WHY DID YOU USE MY TOLIET PAPER?

by Agent Scott, CIA April 8, 2020