2 definition by Agent Indigo Ingrid Shallow

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A condition where your hands become really sticky, as if someone smeared jam on them like your hands were a piece of toast, and you need to get germ-x to get rid of it
Kelly(searching through her stuff)- WHERE'S MY GERM-X?! My jam hands are so bad right now!
by Agent Indigo Ingrid Shallow July 26, 2008

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A codeword to talk about sex without saying the word when you're in a public area
I had the best cereal of my night last night
by Agent Indigo Ingrid Shallow July 26, 2008

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