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Definitions by Agent Hawk

A Zampolve is a cross between a Zombie, a Vampire, and a Werewolf. They are extremely hard to kill because they must be killed three different ways. The Zombie must have its spinal cord severed. The Vampire needs a wooden stake to the heart. And the Werewolf needs to be shot with a silver bullet. Zampolves are pretty much badass.
Person 1 - KILL THAT ZAMPOLVE!!

Person2 - I cant!

Person 1 - Why not?!

Person 2 - I only have a wooden stake!

Person 1 - Well we're fucked then!!

Person 2 - Damn right
Zampolve by Agent Hawk June 19, 2006

Mornigew 

Mormon Jewish Nigger

the worst insult ever!!

nothing else has to be said...
You fucking Mornigew!!
Mornigew by Agent Hawk April 19, 2006