Definitions by Adonis Broseidon

Static Bulk 

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.

Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.

Static Bulk by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025