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Adam Train

Adam Train (noun) – When the ride is long, powerful, and doesn’t stop until all stations have been thoroughly serviced.

“I hopped on the Adam Train and my thighs are still in recovery.” -Rae

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Adamaconda (noun) – A long, thick, dangerously flexible trouser snake that makes women nervous!

“The Adamaconda uncoiled and suddenly the room felt smaller.”

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