Acrius the 69th's definitions

February 7th: national scream day

February 7th: national scream day is an American holiday, you get to scream as loud as possible, as often as possible, and as high-pitched as possible.

Teacher: Ok class, today we will be going over the origin of the suffix "un-"
Class: OK
Quiet kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH.
Teacher: What was that
Quiet kid: ME SCREAMING. OR NATIONAL SCREAM DAY. A DAY WHERE I CAN SCREAM AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE, AS OFTEN, AND AS HIGH PITCHED. THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF NATIONAL SCREAM DAY. TODAY IS FEBRUARY 7TH
the nerd: February 7th: national scream day is an American holiday, you get to scream as loud as possible, as often as possible, and as high-pitched as possible.

by Acrius the 69th February 3, 2020

Lego

A satanic object sent from hell to torture humans. They are commonly found in a child's bedroom. If you step on one you will feel the collective pain of every soul encased in the depths of hell rushing through your foot.

Bob: Oh hey Billy, wanna play with some legos at my house after school?
Billy: Back of you satanic creature. I refuse to be within 333 miles of those pagan objects!

by Acrius the 69th January 18, 2021