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David David

David David, also know as David squared, is a very unique specimen. He has unlimited attractiveness meaning any man, women or even animal will instantaneous fall for him. He also contains an intelligence so superior to that of humans it makes Albert Einstein look like a child. In conclusion, if you see him you become a simp.
Omg look it’s David David
*orgasms and passes out*
by Absolutely not Alex November 16, 2021
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