Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Abreathofaversaillian

Mother And Fathers Infection Around

Person 1: Hey...do you know of the mafia?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...it is actually stands for "Mother And Fathers Infection Around".

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What I call homo-sapiens who got hit with a machete on their left forearm.

Person 1: Have you ever gotten hit by a machete on your left forearm?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles"

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What I call homo-sapiens who shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse.

Person 1: Do you shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Mafia"

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what i call homo-sapiens who shave before sexual intercourse.

Person 1: Do you shave before sexual intercourse?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "Mafia"

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What i call homo-sapiens who give away their Sega Dreamcast.

Person 1: Have yo ever gave away your Sega Dreamcast?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles".

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What I call homo-sapiens that sole Sony Playstation 2's

Person 1: have you ever sole a Sony Playstation 2?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles".

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What i call garage racers who improvise anything and everything.

Person 1: Hey...are you a garage racer?
Person 2: Uhh...yes.
Person 1: Okay...I will you a Seecher.

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