arsemare

Somewhere between a pain in the arse and a nightmare
My day at work was a complete arsemare. you slag.
by Abbie 'jizz monster' October 02, 2007
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jizz alarm clock

The act of waking another by jizzing in their face.
If you dont get up for your lecture, i will give you the jizz alarm clock. you slag.
by Abbie 'jizz monster' October 02, 2007
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