Abbie 'jizz monster''s definitions

jizz alarm clock

The act of waking another by jizzing in their face.

If you dont get up for your lecture, i will give you the jizz alarm clock. you slag.

by Abbie 'jizz monster' October 2, 2007

arsemare

Somewhere between a pain in the arse and a nightmare

My day at work was a complete arsemare. you slag.

by Abbie 'jizz monster' October 2, 2007