2 definitions by A.J. Walnut

When two or more males stand back to back in a seedy bar bathroom with their penises out. Then said males being to urinate and rotate clockwise covering the seedy bar bathroom in urine. This is a widely accepted practice, as the only time some of these bathrooms will be close to clean is when you are pissing all over the place.
This bathroom sucks and the bartender is an asshole. Let us converge into a piss tornado and ruin everyone else's day that needs to take a shit, wash their hands, or basically touch anything in this restroom.
by A.J. Walnut January 22, 2011
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A consistent, reoccurring "hook-up" with a less than desirable or tolerable member of the opposite sex. Some one that seems like a good idea to have over at 2 am, but you end up regretting when they are still there at 8 am.
Damn Steve, you need to stop having Jill over, she is an excite bike, and as such sucks when she is not naked and having sex with you.
by A.J. Walnut January 19, 2011
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