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Douche
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A person who
leeches
people of
happiness
and is very thick. Quite LARGE and talks to himself in his own
language
. A bit scary..
Douche: GFJKGSGKALG
Person 1
: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2
: *
shuffles
away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*
Douche
by
A. Victim
September 26, 2009
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