A. S. J.'s definitions

Sophmoritis

Early case of senioritis. Occurs during your sophmore year, near exams. Some symptoms include laziness, fatigue, being apathetic (about appearance, grades, and classes), partying often, saying "fuck it" often, and skipping.

"Fuck it. I don't give a shit anymore. I'm skipping tomorrow too."
"Dang... do you have senioritis??"
"No. I'm a sophmore. I have sophmoritis."

by A. S. J. May 4, 2009