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A northerner living in the south's definitions

The South

A place where you can:

1) Have another god before your god.
2) Make any graven image.
3) Take the name of the your god in vain.
4) Forget the Sabbath day, and never keep it holy.
5) Dishonor your father and mother.
6) Kill.
7) Commit adultery.
8) Steal.
9) Bear false witness against your neighbor.
10) Covet any thing of your neighbors.
The South, devout Christians... as long as it's not too inconvenient.
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