sexual carrot

n. Refers to a ginger or red head which constantly makes inappropriate sexual remarks. Because the comments are often met with disdain, this person is generally disliked, making people wish he or she was buried in dirt so that only their hair is showing.

Person 1: Some red headed guy at the party named Mike kept making dumb jokes about butt sex while everyone else was talking.
Person 2: Oh you mean the ginger kid! I hate that guy!
Person 3: Yea, Mike's a sexual carrot.

by A guy on a hill July 24, 2011

upstate New York

For those who think normally, it is the geographical upper half of New York, containing 50% of the land area.
For idiots, it is anything in New York that isn't New York City, which contains over 99% of the total land area in the state.

Many people consider Westchester, NY to be part of upstate New York, but those people are idiots because the only places that are south of Westchester in New York are New York City and Long Island.

by A guy on a hill July 31, 2011

Putting it in the oven

Any act that precedes winning. Applies to all situations in life, such as work, test-taking, or sexual intercourse.

Evan describes the act of placing his penis in his girlfriend's vagina as "putting it in the oven."

by A guy on a hill July 31, 2011