Definitions by A friend off pie face

Plop 

When you gan for a steamy turd and it hits the water with that much force it plops and splashes back

A just heard the misses in the bog she plopped

Plop by A friend off pie face June 24, 2016

Swan 

Is an irritating creature that does nothing but hiss, moan, eat and shite. Also an animal

Here comes that swan again throw it some bread.

Swan by A friend off pie face June 24, 2016

Giro day 

The best day of the week (fortnightly), the second main income off scotland, where on giro day your skint before you get back from the post office. Moan the giro day

Got ma giro earlier fucking skint aw ready any chance off tick till giro day.

Giro day by A friend off pie face June 24, 2016