Swan

Is an irritating creature that does nothing but hiss, moan, eat and shite. Also an animal

Here comes that swan again throw it some bread.

by A friend off pie face April 04, 2016

Giro day

The best day of the week (fortnightly), the second main income off scotland, where on giro day your skint before you get back from the post office. Moan the giro day

Got ma giro earlier fucking skint aw ready any chance off tick till giro day.

by A friend off pie face April 04, 2016

Plop

When you gan for a steamy turd and it hits the water with that much force it plops and splashes back

A just heard the misses in the bog she plopped

by A friend off pie face April 04, 2016