A depressed person.'s definitions

Dog

A quadrupedal species with fur covering most of it's body. Distinguishing characteristics include a snout of sorts, a wet nose, large canine teeth, obviously, and being more intelligent than any human will ever be. They deserve to be wearing clothing and walking on 2 legs, not us.

You know what? I'm going to take off my clothes and put them on the next dog I see. He deserves it.

by A depressed person. February 12, 2012