When you grow your pubes really long, shave them right before sex and hide them in a convenient place close to where you're having sex. You then cum on the girls face, grab your pubes and throw them on her face and shout Black Beard Bitch
The woman now has a black beard of pubes stuck to her face.
Black Beard Bitch!
I totally gave that girl I met at the restaurant a black beard last night.
Clean yourself up captain hook!