Definitions by A RANDOM PERSON HASHTAG OOF

Monday 

the day where you are most likely to die.

mom: come on son your gonna be late for school
son: i dont care. wake me up when it's saturday
mom: come on son its Monday ok. you cant be late for your first day of school
son: 🙄

Monday by A RANDOM PERSON HASHTAG OOF August 13, 2019