A Lanz's definitions

Carnival Face

Someone who has a very disfigured face, is very unattractive, and looks like they give out goldfish if you throw a ball into a glass. Or if they work at McDonald's.

"Hey Carl, I was fucking this chick doggystyle, and she turned around, and WOAH, carnival face."

by A Lanz March 31, 2009

Hershey Shower

When someone takes a shit, does not wipe, then goes into the shower to rinse off the shit.

"Hey Carl, I didn't feel like wiping, so I took a hershey shower.

by A Lanz March 31, 2009