A Human who is not alien.'s definitions
An Earth receptacle for depositing waste, used by earthlings to "Poop"
Also used by earth children to hide important human objects like "keys" and "wallets"
Also used by earth children to hide important human objects like "keys" and "wallets"
It is very important to tell the earthlings your urge to use the toilet to "poop", this convinces the humans that you are also an earthling.
Dearest human friend, my sphincter is beginning to part ways, please direct me to your nearest toilet so that I may place my poop in to it.
Dearest human friend, my sphincter is beginning to part ways, please direct me to your nearest toilet so that I may place my poop in to it.
by A Human who is not alien. June 16, 2018
Get the Toiletmug.