A Citizen from the CLA (Chattanooga Lunatic Asylum's definitions

ham

n. the food Rupert Grint is obsessed with
n. meat product from pig, otherwise known as a pig product
n. extremely dramatic idiot
v. making something seem more important than it actually is

Rupert Grint loves ham.
I love ham.
Quit being such a ham!
You ham it up too much.

by A Citizen from the CLA (Chattanooga Lunatic Asylum November 1, 2003

typhoon

a large whirlwind, hurricane, et cetera

The typhoon caused much destruction in TOKYO.

by A Citizen from the CLA (Chattanooga Lunatic Asylum November 1, 2003