1 definition by A Careful Observer
An affluent suburban town located on the north shore of Long Island, New York and about 1 hour away from New York City. Population is 95% white and the ones who aren't are usually picked on and singled out for not being white. This is not just referring to the children, it also refers to the adults. The town has 2 main High Schools Smithtown West and Smithtown East most people that attend both schools often say that they "hate" Smithtown. However, they ones who say that are usually the same people that try to act like their from the ghetto or have their parents pay for their brand new Jeep or Mercedes. The word "nigger" is also used as often as the word "faggot" is used in online gaming (very often). The kids from this town are also very scummy often stealing from the mall or local stores in town, even though their parents probably own a couple high-end luxury cars or boat or both. The girls from this town are snooty, rich, and insecure, they often trash others because they're not wearing American Eagle, Abercombie, or Hollister. This is also a town that likes to write gun threats on desks, toilets, walls and on pretty much anything that ink will show up on. Things to remember about Smithtown: If your not white, your gonna have a bad time and ignorance is about as common as turkey on Thanksgiving.
Chris: Are you white?
Not White Guy: No, I'm (Black, Asian, Latino or Middle Eastern).
Chris: Ha Ha go back to where to came from, your not welcome, this is Smithtown.
Emily: Man would you look at that Chris, that is the reason why I hate Smithtown. People here act like niggers or faggots.
John: Yeah I know right? Hold on, I'm writing a gun threat on a desk so hopefully we won't have school tomorrow.
Matt: Hey John, my mom just bought me a brand new Jeep, lets drive to the mall and steal some beanies and flannels from (Abercombie, American Eagle, Hollister).
Not White Guy: I wish I never moved here or grew up here...
Not White Guy: No, I'm (Black, Asian, Latino or Middle Eastern).
Chris: Ha Ha go back to where to came from, your not welcome, this is Smithtown.
Emily: Man would you look at that Chris, that is the reason why I hate Smithtown. People here act like niggers or faggots.
John: Yeah I know right? Hold on, I'm writing a gun threat on a desk so hopefully we won't have school tomorrow.
Matt: Hey John, my mom just bought me a brand new Jeep, lets drive to the mall and steal some beanies and flannels from (Abercombie, American Eagle, Hollister).
Not White Guy: I wish I never moved here or grew up here...
by A Careful Observer December 24, 2012