Definitions by A Bathing Ape

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF) 

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF) by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF) 

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF) by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

FHMP 

Friend Had My Phone

This is reaaaaaally useful if you send a text message to the wrong person, say something offensive, or someone takes something you said the wrong way.

Jen = Bangin'
(You meant to send this to your boy james, but, since she's on your mind, you send this to Jen)

After she replies back....

OOh sorry, FHMP.

(More likely than not your friend DID have your phone at one time, so, Technically, you're being honest)

FHMP by A Bathing Ape August 15, 2008

Hot-Tamale

Fresh.

and/or

Sexy.

As an N.:
Dang I'd love to mack that Hot-Tamale over there.

OR

As an Adj:

Who is the freshest artist out there? There's so many of them

I think its unanymous: Diddy. He is as Hot-Tamale as it gets.

Hot-Tamale by A Bathing Ape August 15, 2008