2 definitions by A C E

Dirty Fuller

The Dirty Fuller is defined as fit of rage perpetuated by by a pregnant woman, usually occurring in the third trimester. With the ultimate goal being to humiliate the father to be, the Dirty Fuller is characterized by a sudden outburst of cruel and dehumanizing verbiage directed at the person closest in proximity, other than said father to be. Goal two is purposely and without foundation or evidence to support it's cruel intent, to vacate the innocent recipient of any feelings of cheer or good will. Victims of the Dirty Fuller are advised to reserve comment for it's duration, and make a quiet and immediate exit when when the perpetrator leaves to urinate. However, if time permits, common retaliation prior to exit is the Upper Decker, Upper Decker Deluxe, and the Upper Decker Deluxe Dry.

Ace was speechless as she lashed out at him with her wicked Dirty Fuller. But before his exit, he left a nice upper decker to show his sentiment.

The was nothing JJ could do as he witnessed Ace suffering the indignity of the Dirty Fuller.

by A C E April 9, 2008

Dirty Jones

The Dirty Jones or Durty Jones as it is sometimes spelled, is defined as the act of pulling out just before ejaculation during intercourse, grabbing the woman firmly by the hair on the top of her head, and upon ejaculation on her face, softly whispering "I'll be at the bar...don't call." (Important to note is that in order for this to work properly, the female typically must experience an orgasm immediately prior to pulling out.) It is known to have been originally used in Florida, USA, in the year 2000. However, there is evidence to support it's use as far west as New Mexico, USA in the latter part of 2007.

Just before he walked out, JJ surprised her with a Dirty Jones.

As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.

by A C E March 26, 2008