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This person is the shortest you will ever meet and is one of the dumbest people you will ever meet. He is only popular because his friends are popular. he has a lot of freckles on his face because he is secretly gay. He ignores all of your calls because he is on a call with your girlfriend kaylee. He does boxing. Can't punch hard because he is short. He only has a six pack because he is so skinny. he has nothing to do but play madden and fortnite and his best friend is tommy.
by 834752037495723984752983475982 February 12, 2020
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