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Shrubbing or to shrub. The act of a woman rubbing ones cliterous whilst taking a shit, thus encouraging both pleasure sensations to occur simultaneously.
He could no longer please his woman because she had mastered the art of shrubbing.
Henry bangs on the bathroom door, 'Elizabeth, what the fuck are you doing? I'm desperate for a shank! To which she replies, 'fuck off Henry, I'm trying to shrub one off in here!'
Kevin says to his girlfriend, 'no shrubbing allowed in bed, I'm not cleaning that up again.'
Henry bangs on the bathroom door, 'Elizabeth, what the fuck are you doing? I'm desperate for a shank! To which she replies, 'fuck off Henry, I'm trying to shrub one off in here!'
Kevin says to his girlfriend, 'no shrubbing allowed in bed, I'm not cleaning that up again.'
by 7up n Cider April 5, 2017
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