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Valleyfield Breeze

**Valleyfield Breeze** *(noun)*

A mysterious gust rolling off the waters of Salaberry-de-Valleyfield that carries a **confusingly specific aroma**—like a seaside fish market crashed a very personal perfume party.

**Synonyms:**

* Eau de questionable shoreline
* Fisherman’s regret
* Low tide with attitude 😄
"Man, open the window, it’s getting hot in here.”
*opens window*
“…Nope. That’s a Valleyfield Breeze. Close it.”