Pro Troll, Nerd footsoldier, and sexless wanderer of Runescape. iSeans spend their days on mIRC playing text based versions of Pokemon and discussing dubstep music.
"Have you see Sean around town lately? No, but I have sureseen iSean hanging out a lot more in #Dubstep"
"Wow, did you see him blow it with that girl? He just iSeaned it!"