1 definition by 5 for 5

An extremely contagious venereal disease.
Symptoms include: vagina dentata and willingness to sleep with anything that will stay still long enough (roughly 2 minutes)

Dr. House can't even cure this.
Generally prevalent in the 518 area code
Dude, I just got kajackeled.
by 5 for 5 December 4, 2009
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