Barkface

Someone that literally ALWAYS wears a wooden mask.

Bob: I have NEVER seen that guy when he wasn't wearing that mask
Jimmy: What a Barkface.

by 4we80m3 Mustache October 16, 2019

Arse-on

When you have such bad diarrhea that it feels like your cheeks are burning.

Hey man I had Taco Bell the other day and it gave me really bad arse-on.

by 4we80m3 Mustache December 02, 2020

Slice of heaven

Something or someone that a person loves so much that they have the feeling they can't live without it.

🧀slices of cheese are my slice of heaven.

by 4we80m3 Mustache September 26, 2019