Definitions by 09 We Kill People

dinkleshake 

A handshake of the utmost disrespect in which one wipes their bare hand on their asshole picking up any stray pieces of feces and proceeds to shake the hand of the unsuspecting victim.

I thanked Laura's dad for the ride by giving him an oldfashioned dinkleshake.

dinkleshake by 09 We Kill People March 28, 2009