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Definitions by .jessica. AKA Agent Mothman
Cookie Bitch-Bastard
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Any
really
stupid person
who steals my
cookies
.
"You cookie
bitch-bastard
! I can't believe
you would
do that!
I'm going to
cry now."
Cookie Bitch-Bastard
by
.jessica. AKA Agent Mothman
July 24, 2008
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