Definitions by -innocent bystander

bysitter 

The same, as bystander. But sitting nearby, instead of standing, when something occurs.

I was an innocent bysitter, she was driving!

bysitter by -innocent bystander March 22, 2017

assmeltoe 

Cameltoe, But From The Backside.

You Are Walking Behind Someone, Whoes Rear Is Far To Large For Her Pants......Assmeltoe.

That Womans Shorts Are Way To TigHt, Did You Se Her Assmeltoe!?

assmeltoe by -innocent bystander August 25, 2013