Definitions by -innocent bystander

bysitter

The same, as bystander. But sitting nearby, instead of standing, when something occurs.

I was an innocent bysitter, she was driving!

Cameltoe, But From The Backside.

You Are Walking Behind Someone, Whoes Rear Is Far To Large For Her Pants......Assmeltoe.

That Womans Shorts Are Way To TigHt, Did You Se Her Assmeltoe!?