Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."
Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"
Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"
Kid 1: "Good idea!"
*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*
10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.
Kid 1: "Im dropping out."
Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"
Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"
Kid 1: "Good idea!"
*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*
10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.
Kid 1: "Im dropping out."
by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019
Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
by bL0BbY BiTcH March 25, 2020