Definitions by General Hugh G. Rection

Scottish Goggles 

The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.

Dude!!!!! The fucking party was crazy. This drunk chick let me give her some Scottish Goggles!!!

Scottish Goggles by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009

German Space Shuttle 

A sexual act in which two partners of either sex lay anus to anus with rectums spread, and defecate back and forth into each others anuses. It can be either feces from both partners, or the same feces transferred back an forth.

I got my girlfriend really high and gave her a German Space Shuttle!

German Space Shuttle by General Hugh G. Rection March 16, 2009