anonymous's definitions

Matress

The Matress is a system. And that system is designed for 2 things.
That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?

I slept on The Matress last night.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Goose

Superb person, very friendly and hates eggs

by Anonymous January 18, 2003

gay loser

brain goulet

u damn brain goulet

by Anonymous January 28, 2003

h0e

a too friendly little tramp

katie is a hoe

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

the hoover

A forbidden dance that is done only on the dance floor by a one Hoover.

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

lou that

means fuck that, cant be arsed or bothered to do what you've been asked

lou that man, i cant be arsed

by Anonymous June 19, 2003

2.0

The minimum GPA you need to stay in college.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003