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your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

by anonymous January 29, 2005

mumz

Like it matters. Oftentimes used as a comeback to someone who is boasting.

"I'm better than you at sports." Mumz

by anonymous January 29, 2005

Great Expectorations

A title used to mock the classic novel 'Great Expectations', by Charles Dickens (Expectoration meaning "the process of coughing up and spitting out" or "the act of spitting (forcefully expelling saliva)").

"Damn! Mrs. Mitchell's making us read chapters 1-7 of Great Expectorations tonight!"

by Anonymous January 30, 2005

Little-Camel With Cheese

1 Iraqi slang for a fast food favorite, "quarter pounder with cheese".
2 A baby camel with milk in it's humps for feeding brothers, sisters, and itself.
3 A small female pervert. Many grow up to be prostitutes

1:
Colin P: Osama, do you know what they call a quater pounder with cheese in Iraq?
Osama: *drinks terror king soda* Little Camel with cheese.
Colin P:*loads gun* checck out the big brain on Osama...

2 Astounding! This little camel with cheese died from drinking its own milk and killed its family because the milk spoiled!

3 My sister acted like a little camel with cheese at school today.

by Anonymous January 30, 2005

King Bowser

a fatass koopa king (turtle) with spikes on his shell, can breethe fire, and even ram you with his horns. He's an imaptient asshole who treats his servents like shit and is a pervert who wants to hump Peach, but Mario and Luigi always kick his ass.

So,I saw King Bowser stare at a picture of Princess Peach and he was humping the poster, and when I saw it, I was pissing in my pants!

by Anonymous January 30, 2005

Joober

A jewish rodian, usually pink, most often seen wearing hotpants.

joober is pink, and probably eats babies, maybe he is a noob, i dont know.

by Anonymous January 31, 2005

Guiche

A Person whose hair has receeded so far that their head looks like the bit of skin between the penis and the anus. Being usually welsh they are very annoying and abrasive. A prime example can be found in the Winchester area.Pseudonyms include:
Slaphead
Sweaty-Lube
Forehead on legs

Generally utter tossers

'Heil!'
'Go away Guiche with your slaphead'

by Anonymous February 1, 2005