Tide Pod

A small packet of laundry detergent that is supposed to be used for cleaning clothes, but is sometimes eaten by dumbasses who act like they're 5.
Margaret: Billy, can you buy some Tide Pods at the grocery store today?

Billy: yEaH mOm I cAn'T wAiT tO eAt SoMe!!!1!
*devours Tide Pods and dies
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Logan Paul

A cancerous youtuber who laughed at a dead body whose fanbase is populated by 5th graders with no common sense.
Logan Paul is such a shithead, he laughed at a dead body for views.
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