A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.
The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!
The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!
Get the Alpha blokesmug. 
Another word for satan, he is a dick, suits backa, and a fuckin moron. He can’t breath and hates his life. His momma so fat that he’s fuckin stupid
Stan is a dick
Get the Stanmug. The Fallen is an organization akin to that of a government. Their goal is to become the common enemy to unite the world.
Get the The Fallenmug. When your friends tell you to stop fucking your ex, except she takes it in the ass to keep you around.
Get the bermuda unicorn trianglemug. 