Definitions by Étienne Roux

Urban Camper 

Someone who has a campfire in their backyard in a densely populated urban setting. They act as though they are camping in the wilderness, but in reality they are surrounded by neighbours who do not enjoy the smoke from the fire.

The neighbours backyard campfire caused us to move inside and close the windows because of the heavy smoke drifting our way. I hate Urban Campers.

Urban Camper by Étienne Roux September 26, 2010

Ass-Litter 

The particles of hair, lint, and shit left on the back of a toilet seat in a public washroom by a dirty ass.

I went into the airport bathroom and the seat was covered with ass-litter.

Ass-Litter by Étienne Roux September 26, 2010